| The Young Newton Piper |
| My tree climbing days started at a young age. |
| I was a good little boy. |
| Hanging out with my mommy back in the day. |
| Pops teaching me to fish. |
| G'pa Carl enjoying babysitting duty. |
| So I'm naked in the bath with baby bro. Gotta problem with that? |
| Hiking with Moms and my cousins. |
| I've always been a rock star baseball player. |
| When I was 1 year old, I invented the sport of frisbee-golf. But just as it is easy to take candy from a baby, ideas can be easily stolen as well. |
| My dad would leave for 6 month tours of duty in the Navy. |
| I really liked school when I was younger. That didn't last. |
| Look at that hair. Now, not so much. |