| It's Gaper Day! Gapers are tourists, mainly from Texas, who dress up in ridiculous ski outfits and generally get in the way. Gaper Day is a celebration of these people, who have departed as it is no longer high season. The tearful locals honor these brave Gapers by wearing totally off-the-hook clothes and getting drunk in an attempt to reach Gaper skiing prowess. This is an ancient tradition, much like a rain dance, that is meant to appease the gods so that in the next season the Gapers will again return. It's as old as Moses. |
| God I love fresh snow. |
| This state is so unbelievably beautiful. |
| Graham after crashing through the trees. |
| Byronius already had a mop on his head and had grown a mustache for a contest, which incidentally, he forgot to sign up for. The next step was clearly Mullet. Worth went to work while Byron sipped on the Keystone that he was using as a general anaesthetic. As you can see, it turned out amazing. When most people get a mullet as a joke, it looks ridiculous. Not this time. Byronius was, and hopefully still is, the envy of all those people who have mullets for real. I believe he reached the pinnacle of mulletdom. It's equivalent to Buddhists reaching Nirvana. If he wanted to he could probably start a cult. |
